VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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