At least make sure they are 18
Why
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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