Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Randomize
