Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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