I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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