If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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