Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
