So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
