she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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