I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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