I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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