whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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