shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
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Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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