When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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