That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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We had to coat check the pizza.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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