a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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