Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
