and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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