your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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