What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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