Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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