I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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