Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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