Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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