Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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