hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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