He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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