Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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