He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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