She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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