i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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