you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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