Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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