You're so nebulous sometimes
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
