whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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