She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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