I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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