Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I think I am morally bankrupt
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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