so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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