nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
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Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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