I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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