i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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