im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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