There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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