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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it

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(512): View more from Texas

I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit

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(850): View more from Florida

He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life

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(440): View more from Ohio

Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy

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