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(831): View more from California

Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.

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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover

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(815): View more from Illinois

He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....

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(843): View more from South Carolina

YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!

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