Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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How'd it feel making her break her religion?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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