Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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