guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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