angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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