Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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