Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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