I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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