Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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