I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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