I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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