I'm gonna have a badass scar
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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