My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
In other news, I just burned my penis
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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